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damien
subject: blondes
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Dec 06, 2005 - 1:16 a.m. |
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The blonde walked into the hairdreessing salon and insisted that the hairdresser cut around the earphones of the Walkman she was wearing. The stylist did as he was asked.
The blonde returned a month later, and again asked the hairdresser to cut around her earphones. This happened regularly for ten months,. Finally the hairdresser couldn't contain his curiosity any longer, so, while giving the blonde a haircut, the pulled the earphones out. The blonde collapsed to the floor, gasping, and within minutes, died.
An ambulance was called, but she could not be resuscitated. The hairdresser picked up the headphones to hear what the blonde had been listening to. He put them on and heard, "Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale..." |
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masha
subject: bar
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Nov 14, 2005 - 4:21 a.m. |
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One man came into a bar and orders: “One drink quickly, please, before it begins.”
Barman gave it. And the man ordered again: “One drink quickly, please, before it begins.”
So it repeated 4 times. At last barman lost his patience and asked: “And do you have money for those drinks?”
The man answered: “Oh! It's begins”. |
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Trev_BBA
subject: Mushroom
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Oct 31, 2005 - 9:18 a.m. |
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| A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says we don't serve Mushrooms. The mushroom says "Why not I'm a fungi".....get it....Fun Guy?...i figured you wouldn't. |
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masha
subject: bar
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Oct 26, 2005 - 10:22 a.m. |
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| Such an ordinary situation in our life |
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king
subject: Perhaps, he's too drunk?
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Sept 06, 2005 - 8:05 a.m. |
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| Fist, that guy shouldn't have drunk so much to be able to discern the bar! Second, if he's already drunk, why should he need another bar? |
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Aleff
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June 27, 2005 - 0:23 a.m. |
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| hi, Trevor. What video do you mean? |
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Trev_C
subject: Bar
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June 26, 2005 - 11:18 p.m. |
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| A guy walks into a bar....which is pretty stupid because he should have seen it coming. |
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